Me am not DC Infinite Heroes Bizarro dollie. Me made by Hasbro. Me not released in three pack with DCIH Wonder Girl and Supergirl. Me also available in single pack.
Bizarro not very cool toy. Me have so much articulation too! Bizarro love so much articulation, me want to do Yoga, that why so much articulation am good to have!
Bizarro look happy. Bizarro colors bright and cheery, and skin so soft and tan, not like friend Superman.
Bizarro not have "S" on front of cape too. Lame!
Hurry, me not hear something!
ZZZOOOOOOOOOOMMMMZOOOMMMMZOOMZOOM!
CRACK!
OOOF!!!Bizarro not faster than slowpoke.
Bizarro have nowhere to go now. This post am great, and there am more me want to say.
Hello.
Worst. Post. EVER!
ReplyDeletethat was hilarious!
ReplyDeletei'm speaking as myself and not like Bizzaro would.
You're welcome, MOCK
ReplyDeleteThanks, wiec
Hilarious Post!!! I mean it.
ReplyDeleteYou really had me laughing.
...still laughing.
It's really hard to talk like Bizarro.
ReplyDeleteI can't say I like the molded cape, though, but I can't say what the option would be. Not those terrible vest-cape from first gen. Star Wars figures.
here's a nice article about a Bizarro comic.