It's about time I publicly thanked Dan for him, though, don'cha think? Thanks Dan! (Geez, a year! I've got quite the backlog of toys to get to posting about, and folks to thank too!)
Anyways, the last year has been rough on poor Sumo: foremost to all of it he lost his right leg in a terrible wrestling accident that cost him his career and a lucrative Doritos contract!
But never one to sit around and dwell on misfortune, Sumo has decided to leave his home and all his worldly possessions behind and walk the Earth like Cain from Kung Fu.
He was last seen heading off into the sunset with nothing but a hat to protect his shirtless belly from the sun, a bo staff/walking stick for protection against ne'er -do-wells, and a backpack full of beer and sandwiches.
Fare thee well, Sumo. Here's hoping you find the peace fame, the ring and free Doritos were unable to give you!

I think i saw him walking down the road the other day on my way to work.
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