Catwoman Purrrsday :: Cinematic Cat-tastropy

I have never seen the Catwoman movie starring Halle Berry in the title role. And I intend on keeping it that way.

I don't believe anyone has ever said anything good about this movie. Ever.

Even the costume is bad...

Good lord.

Unbelievably, they even made a video game of this monstrosity, which by all accounts is as horrid as the movie itself.

Also unbelievably, they did not make action figures for this movie. A Halle Berry Catwoman toyline would most certainly have been a train wreck one could not divert their eyes from, and would probably be charming in it's hindsight horrifficness today.

Okay, probably not.

EDIT: I forgot to mention, I own this: A figurine of Halle Berry Catwoman which came with a chocolate candy called Jack, sold exclusively in Argentina.

I am so ashamed.


  1. As bad as this movie is (and it is bad by every account) there is a bit of stupid fun to it. I watched it. I laughed. HB is still hot so that isn't so bad.

  2. I saw this movie accidentally on a plane and it made me very angry. Actually it reminded me of the Vertigo comic "Bast" in a weird way, but their attempts to make it resemble the bat-realm made it inexcusable. That said, I just bought the DVD for $3 at BigLots solely for the documentary in the extras: "the Many Faces of Catwoman" hosted by eartha kitt. Since I now own it, I undoubtedly will watch it again someday.. but i'm NOT looking forward to it. If you're a completist and need this version of catwoman in your collection, the DCDirect minibust is not bad at all. I got one for $20 on ebay and it fits in nicely with all my WotDCU busts. I might even go out on a limb and say I like it (but don't tell anyone I said that)

  3. I hate this Catwoman, she looks like a whore. Come on ¿high heels? ¿where in the world can you jump on the top of buildings with high heels? Catwoman uses boots, not high heels!!!

  4. I saw about ten minutes of this crud on TV at my folks over Christmas one year. Made Batman Forever look like Citizen Kane. That figure is pretty damn amazing/terrible though!

  5. Actually liked the movie. The costume was nice. I'd prefer tight spandex, but this is... just fine.

  6. Whats worng with you!!!! The Movie is Awesome and the costume is better than Anne's cat costume admit it the new costume sucks Halle in the other hand she expres cats better Anne dosent show anything only ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!