Showing posts with label Halle Berry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halle Berry. Show all posts

1/5/12

Catwoman Purrrsday :: Cinematic Cat-tastropy

I have never seen the Catwoman movie starring Halle Berry in the title role. And I intend on keeping it that way.

I don't believe anyone has ever said anything good about this movie. Ever.

Even the costume is bad...

Good lord.

Unbelievably, they even made a video game of this monstrosity, which by all accounts is as horrid as the movie itself.

Also unbelievably, they did not make action figures for this movie. A Halle Berry Catwoman toyline would most certainly have been a train wreck one could not divert their eyes from, and would probably be charming in it's hindsight horrifficness today.

Okay, probably not.

EDIT: I forgot to mention, I own this: A figurine of Halle Berry Catwoman which came with a chocolate candy called Jack, sold exclusively in Argentina.

I am so ashamed.