BootLEGO Egghead Minifigure *Drops Mic*

Seriously. All the BootLEGO manufacturers can pack their bags and go home. Because

Someone

Made

An

Egghead

Bootleg

LEGO

Minifigure.

I'm not even kidding. I wish I were, because I do not think I am capable of wrapping my head around the fact that I live in a world wherein a Vincent Price Batman '66 TV Show Egghead minifigure exists.

I

Can't

Even.

'What an un-egg-spected surprise!'

I of course got this guy off eBay, from China. For dirt cheap with free shipping.

Did I mention EGGHEAD?!?!?!

I just, I don't...I mean I can't even...I...I...I...

If I could unscramble my brains long enough to form a cohesive thought, I might even point out the sunny-side (up) of this minifigure for people who don't care about Egghead (aka heathens), which is this: YOU CAN ADD A HAIR PIECE AND YOU WILL HAVE A VINCENT PRICE MINIFIGURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!!ZOMG!!!

This is literally just a bald Vincent Price minifigure and that is ALMOST as awesome as it being an Egghead minifigure and all is well in the world because this exists.