Or: 'My wife and kid went to Disney World and all I got was this awesome Stormtrooper Donald Duck!'
All I asked for was a cool Star Wars themed souvenir, and I got it in the form of a Disney Vinylmation Donald Duck in Stormtrooper armor!
I originally intended to keep Donald in his box for display purposes, but when I was looking around online to see other Vinylmation figures, I discovered that Donald comes with a blaster! You couldn't see it in the box, as it was packaged behind Donald.
That cinched it...he's just GOT to be holding that blaster!
The blaster really adds that extra level of awesome to an already incredibly awesome concept: Donald Duck Stormtrooper.