The internet is a strange and mysterious place

Toyriffic has been getting tons of hits lately from folks searching for "Tube Top."


It seems an image of gal in a tube top, which I jokingly posted in a Snorks review I did about a year ago, is now the second result to pop up when you Google Image Search the words "Tube Top."


This one here:

Nice, I know, but how weird is that? I talk about toys here, people! And Smallville and comic books and cartoons and Batman and sometimes Harley Quinn.

I'm a nerd!

I am not a fashionista, but if you really want my advice I've got two words for you: Domino Mask.

'Nuff said.

So anyways, I figure I better give my new audience more of what they came here looking for, or else what kind of host would I be, right?

So without further ado...

Oh yeah, and in case you are wondering...this is a Snork:

Get it? They have tubes on their tops! Get it? Hahahahaa I am so punny!

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  1. In England, we call boobs ''norks.''

    And pizza is called ''Italian Fanny.'' (100 Brucie Bonus Points if you get THAT reference!)

  2. hmm... tube top huh?
    this looks like a good opportunity to gain some new readers. lol

  3. First time I ever got in trouble with the wife for looking at your site....thanks!

  4. Haha, so funny, I like this story.