It's the end of the world as we know it

Happy New Year!

My first post of 2012 is...a Power Ranger?

What the hell?!?!

Ok, it's an Evil Space Alien. That's a little better than some guy in red pajamas doing high-kicks I suppose.

I found this crazy shark guy at the local thrift store that for some odd reason labels everything one price then has signs all over the store that say '50% Off Today!'...

...everyday.

So he was a buck fifty. Unopened. Mint on card. How could I NOT part with twelve bits and walk away with this guy in my possession?

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers stayed completely off my radar when they...well...forever. I couldn't care less about them. The show looked dumb when it first aired and I suppose it still does and is. And I still think the word 'Morphin' and 'Morphine' are too similar and therefore imagine a bunch of doped up teens halucinating these alien encounters while in reality they are sitting in a derelict tenement with needles in their arms.

But look at those crazy Evil Space Aliens! Did I miss out on something awesome by not looking at these toys in 1994? I think so!

This guy is called Killer Bite Slippery Shark. Because Killer Shark, or Shark Bite or Slippery When Wet or Sharkman just wouldn't suffice.

What the heck kind of show was that Power Rangers anyways? No villain is a threat if 'Slippery' is part of his name. Ever hear of 'Slippery' Capone? Or 'Slippery' Dahmer? No, didn't think so.

KBSS has an action feature...yay! When you move his left arm his heap pops up and his jaw drops.

He kind of reminds me of Beaker from the Muppets.

"Me me meee!"

KBSS comes with a toxic super soaker of some sort. Cool.

Maybe it was used to wash the stink of those Meth-head kids.

This guy is ridiculous, as apparently are all Power Rangers villains. I'm totally okay with that.

In fact, I think I want more of these.

Oh no!