FX-7 Medical Droid
Listen, I loved Star Wars as a kid. LOVED it. I had tons of action figures, vehicles and playsets.
I still love Star Wars. Even after the knee-capping the prequels gave us, I admit I am as giddy as a school-girl for the upcoming Episode 7. Luke Skywalker with a beard? SQUEE!
But what the hell is this? Seriously? Please, if you were a kid during the OT and you got this RX-7 Medical Droid for a present, or (impossible to believe) pulled this nugget off the shelves and told your mom you wanted it...please comment and enlighten me. Because...WTF?!?!
Trust me, this is an action figure you will never find with 'play wear.' Because how the hell did you play with this thing?
Seriously. I'm no Star Wars wannabe. I know my stuff. I know my OT Star Wars. I know toys. But I had to look up the name of this guy for this post.
I did not know it.
Not only that, but I could not tell you where tyhis end table shows up in the films.
If I had to guess, I'd say the Bacta Tank scene, but that's just a guess based on the fact that he is called a Medical Droid (a fact I needed the internet to enlighten me of). If I didn't know his name, I might think he showed up in the Jawa scenes. Because those scenes were full of junky cobbled together nobody droids.
Regardless: who cares? He's a lamp with a shit-ton of arms. LAME!