Welcome to another installment of Ask Faker Matty!

It's been a long time since our last installment - almost as long as it's been since you've found a new DCUC figure in an actual store - but we're back with another plethora of inane questions and banal answers.
No, wait, that's "Ask Matty" I'm thinking about.
Here you'll find some actual content. So without further adoodoo, let's hit the Qs!
Toyriffic: Hi Faker Matty, glad you could join us once again. Let's start with a softball: Which is more likely, a Bigfoot sighting or a new DCUC figure in store sighting? And which is the press more likely to believe?
FM: We can't control what stores carry our products. All we can control is what stores that choose to not carry our products we make exclusivity deals with.
Toyriffic: Faker Matty, Do you collect DC Direct? Why do you collect DC Direct? How many DC Direct figures do you purchase in a month?
FM: Great question! Which actually brings up more questions: Like, "If I was going to be stranded on a deserted island and I could only bring one toy...would it be a DC Direct toy or a Mattel toy?" and another great question I just thought of is, "whaaaa hwaaaa whaaaa cry! cry! Why do you like them better than us? boo hoo hoo!?". The questions are really unlimited!
Toyriffic: FM, Matty has said in the past that the Masters of the Universe Classics bios are not meant to be canon, and that fans can always make up their own. But some fans, (like maybe three of them,) aren't nearly as clever as Mattel employees. What do you advise we do?
FM: As of this month, MattyImpostor.com will be offering two versions of each figure each month - the standard version, and a version with a blank bio card...so fans can make up their own bios! Continuity, schmoo-ity!
Toyriffic: FM, for a company that hates the 200x iteration of Masters of the Universe so much, they sure like to bring it up, like, all the time. Is Matty a closet 200x-ual?
FM: Whoa, whoa, whoa...us!? Mattel!? No, no, no! We're TOTALLY not...you know...what you said. Not that there is anything wrong with it! We prefer, "hyper-anime detailist". (Oh gosh, that totally sounds worse).
Toyriffic: On the topic of 200x, we hear there will no longer be additional 200x heads in the future. What do you think Matty has against 200x-ual head?
FM: Did you read chapter 4 of the "Mattel 200-X Retired Designs Manifesto"? It clearly states, in great detail, that we will not be making 200-X heads. That doesn't mean we can't break our own rules from time to time, which requires additional chapters to be written to explain, and, well, you get the idea...you can just read more about this response in Chapter 5.
Note: But just like if fans don't like our bios, they can...make their own 200-X heads!
Toyriffic: On the Ghostbusters front, any chance we can get some juicy tidbits on future releases?
FM: Sure! We have some great...Wait a minute...are, "juicy tidbits" the same thing as "product updates"? {Faker Matty points to poster on the wall, stating, "Mattel cannot discuss or show juicy tidbits at this time"}.
Toyriffic: Hey FM - if I buy a Green Lantern Classics figure, and I put it on my shelf next to my DC Direct Blackest Night figures, will the shoddy Mattel quality control be more obvious - almost like it's shining from within with Green Lantern's Light?
FM: Why do you need DC Direct Blackest Night figures? You know, we are making a Black Hand too, you know. i mean, its not out yet or anything, but its...gonna be almost as nice as theirs. I don't know.
Toyriffic: One final question, FM: If Grizzlor dropped his loin cloth in the forest and no one was there to see it, would Matty still be a 200x-ual?
FM: {Faker Matty again points to the poster on the wall, stating, "Mattel cannot discuss or show juicy tidbits at this time"}.
Toyriffic: Okay, that's all I want to hear from you today, Mr. Faker Matty. Take a hike!
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