Demonically Posessed! Bootleg Superman Action Figure :: Countdown to Halloween 2014
Okay, I don't know for certain this derpy Superman bootleg has unsafe amounts of lead in it, but I can say I feel stupider since bringing it into the house.
I found this creepy Superman in a box of free toys someone had left out on the curb after a garage sale. I'm pretty sure there are at least a few horror movies that started that way.
Pennywise, THIS guy is likely to kill me in my sleep!
Bootleg Superman has no markings whatsoever, so I have no way of knowing when he was made, and clearly whoever is responsible wanted no credit for their work. Shocking, I know.